I FOUND 'EM!

Turns out the WMD were just a pair of shoes. Bush has some decent reflexes though.


I got sole!

TODAYS DEATHS

RIP.

DINOSAURS ARE AWESOME!

Seriously! I loved this cartoon series and actually still have all of these toys in the garage.

Tyranosaurusradical!

FUN FACTS

New Yorkers drink over 1,000,000,000 bottles of water every year.

On average, bottled water costs 900 times the amount of tap water.

This year, Americans will spend $40 billion on bottled water.

25% of all bottled water is re-packaged tap water.

Tap water regulation has more stringent governmental standars than that of bottled water regulation.

The amount of oil required to put one bottle of water in your hand would fill 1/4 of that same bottle.

90% of used water bottles are not recycled.

Right now, millions of pounds of trash are floating in the Pacific Ocean to form an 'island' at least twice the size of Texas. 90% of that trash is discarded plastic.

MIDDLE SHOW PIZZA

I love me some Black 20 and I really want to move to NYC.

siqq!

FUNNY FOR TODAY

Ivana Trump dumps her latest boy toy. Marriage count: 4. Hey Ivana I know you are three times my age but I'd do you millions of dollars. Will you marry me?

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

Operation Humble Kanye

Colbert at Christmas
Colbert Christmas DVD

Green Screen
Bill O'Reilly Interview

Spotted on Digg Stephen Colbert will be the number one album on iTunes today at 5 PM Eastern. Get your credit cards ready.

Heinz Rips.

Dudeical!

WALK THE EARTH

As most of you know I love TED Talks (also FORA.tv is fantastic). The speeches stoke my creativity, entice my intellect, and challenge me to become smarter, better, and more effective. This speech is great example.
For almost three decades, John Francis has been a planetwalker, traveling the globe by foot and sail with a message of environmental respect and responsibility (for 17 of those years without speaking). A funny, thoughtful talk with occasional banjo.

NATIVE AMERICAN

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

So, last night to celebrate my distance from America and my longing for home cooked apple pie, moist turkey, mashed potatoes and Niagra Falls of gravy over everything; I met up with a bunch of other students and we had the next closest thing...sushi night!

Tubular Thanksgiving!

THANKSGIVING

So for Thanksgiving dinner I had some amazing homemade sushi and played football. I love America....er, umm....italy. or Japan...no, America.

cowabunga

MASTER OF ALL TRADES JACK OF NONE

I heard a quote today that I think is a great way to look at life:
“If you do many things you get to feel lousy about everything, you don’t get to master feeling lousy about just one thing.”
-Isaac Mizrahi

I am learning to appreciate my feelings of being just slightly bored with everything.

Awesome!

FLIGHT...GET IT?

I can't wait to illegally download this a week after they air.
Bodacious.

LET'S GET THIS STARTED!

Hi Kids!
Lesson 1: you will spend most of your life in the future. Eventually you will die. Find out how!

Radical!